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Hey, Lovely people I know you are still waiting patiently for the Journey to Two Four, Don't worry we are hitting it soon.  So today, at the busstop as I was waiting for the bus that will convey me to my destination, my eyes caught the glimpse of something interesting. Guess what it was? I saw a youngman trying to carefully, succintly scratch his butt without getting noticed.


I couldn't help but laugh real hard just as you are doing right now. He did his thing thinking no one saw me but Lo, I did. I can't recognise him but the ass scratching thing seems to linger. The fact is this, this has happened to me and even you severally and just like mr anonymous we acted the same way. Stylishly acting like it never happened at all.. But Yeah, it did. Though, Like the man who thought that no one saw him, someone did and just like that, perhaps, someone has seen you too. Loool. Right? Yeah, Right.




So, Let us get realllllllll this time. This is just the real life of being Human. So, catch the Scenes, Do you remember those sudden moment when your nose starts itching and you've got no handkerchief to help Decency?

Do you remember yawning almost halfway before remembering the handrule?

Do you also remember when you suddenly want to fart and your anus and stomach just want to be radical with the urgent release?

So, this is it! We sometimes get caught in the middle of something, sometimes we are made to be like children once again, those comic moments that brings you back to the fact that...Natural elements cannot be digitalized. 



This means we are Humans- Prone to Mistakes.
Prone to Childlikeness.
Prone to Error, prone to be real even though we hide it.
Prone to let off guard and even though we try so hard to keep guard and keep up, try adding some technical effects, Just like the Butt wants to get scratched, It will Get it's Scratching. Loool. 

#When Nature Decides to be Nature.....Caption! 




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