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                               Shoga's Palace!                                This unnecessary Anger By Women Happy New Year My People! It's so good to be here and of cos, welcome to Shoga's segment now named, Shoga's Palace . Don't ask me about the change of name but I can tell you about the new concept behind this. I am the King in this palace and you all are my Chiefs. We are going to talk about so many issues pertaining Relationships and how Women behave in this century. I am sure you know you are in for a swell time. So, let's dig it now. Every man can relate with this topic and this is, T he way Women get mad when things aren't working their way . Before Christmas, I spoke with bae and asked her to make plans on what she wants to do and how she wants to go about it, in the usual manner, She said, she hasn't made her...

                   Tales of a Working  Mom                                       No Baby Till Later This new year I decided to talk to Mr Husband about the struggles I have been through and still going through as a working mom. I have two kids and husband is thinking about pregnancy, don't let me deceive you, I am not doing anything. I am not ready to go through that route at all. I see the way he looks and his actions, he is not happy about it but I cannot stress myself. I work and take care of the kids all alone, my maid has left and getting a maid now is very tedious. We have not set the records straight so we are not having a deal. Don't tell me about being gentle, I am really very gentle about this but I cannot kill myself for myself. You might think that I am being ungrateful because some peeps want to me in my shoes, my dear, ma...

              Shoga's Bae Most Women Have Met Their Husbands SideChicks  Dear Shoga and other men around the world,have you ever noticed how much a woman tries to understand the risks you guys take when it can be avoided? Have you ever wondered when a woman sees a man and asks do you really need to do that? Is it necessary to talk about it? Is it necessary to go for it? We love men that are daring, I mean, Daring on purpose not men that are Too Curious. Curiosity kills the Rabbit remember? Excuse me sir, why would you want to tamper with what doesn't have your label imprinted on it? why? So, if every man sees a woman that is very daring and decides to pursue her, how many men would have fell for the other woman? No wonder there are too many side chics in this world. The men go looking for them and fall prey and then, sister side chick will decide not to leave her land of refuge! Who caused it? The curious man. If you know nothing can s...

   Shoga                                We Know Those We Trash  Hey Guys,  It's good to be here again and Yes! I got the mails. Is That your bae for real? Is the corner going to be for Shoga and Bae? Yes! The corner is going to be for Shoga and bae. Shoga's bae replies to my talk and I reply to hers. Don't crush  on her dude, It's not easy managing a woman as strict as that. {I didn't write this part} ☺Okay! Let me go to my gist.  I read what Shoga's bae wrote about me and she said something about Good girls falling in Love with Bad boys and I am like, what makes a man,  A Man and what makes him Good or Bad ?  When a woman sees a man that is genuine she feels some kinda way, she thinks he is 'good'  especially if he is genuinely gentle and straightforward and when he is genuinely the opposite? They call him 'Bad'.  They {women} like rough men ...

            Shoga's Babe                                       Dating That 'Bad' Guy I have decided to take a chance off Mr Shoga this time around. For newcomers, Mr Shoga is my ' boo' we have something and at the same time, I tackle what I feel is not necessary on his part. Shoga has  a way of feeling like he has everything kempt and prim when it comes to a relationship. Well, he's been a good guy but trust me he has been a badddddddddddddd guy to some ladies. Secretly, I have this fear that something might come up some day, like a revenge plan from one the girls he has cheated on and broken but I pray they all move well and fast in life that they forget him totally. So, Let me speak about the fears of dating a man that has once been a 'bad guy' and now has a good girl and has decided to turn a new leaf. Girls in my category will know that this i...

   Shoga!                                        She can't cook. Welcome to the stand of the good-bad guy. Lol. I am glad to have you here. I have been seeing guys complain about women who don't know how to cook. She cannot cook good food. Excuse me sir, this is my question, like how many days did you date her for before marrying her? If she cannot cook and you married her that means something happened. Perhaps, you knew and still went on with the Love and maybe you wanted to teach her how to cook in marriage or you dated her for 14 days. I cannot  put it together when men say they didn't know that their wives doesn't know how to cook. Haha! In this Lagos? Okay! for our non- African audience cooking might not be a big deal for you all but for us in Africa and Nigeria most especially, cooking is a big deal. There's that satisfaction a man gets when he knows his wife ca...

   Shade Corner Tell Sara... If I will offend you after now, I am sorry. We just gotta do what we have to do just know that Sara is a Metaphor. Tell, Sara to keep quiet and stop announcing her relationship everywhere, we know she's engaged. She's not even married don't call me a bad person or that itchy-belly friend but it's the truth. It's annoying when I have to see her status of her and boo every now and then. Every upload is about them and when they have a little fight, You will know. That's when Sara comes with motivational talks. Memes of relationship and pictures of a crying loyal girl, won't let us be. Tell Sara, that we need peace. I am following her, yeah, and I can decide to  unfollow her if I don't like it. But, Sara is like family and unfollowing her or deleting her status on social media is like keeping malice. She will notice. She will ask questions. I have tried to pinch in a little advice but she doesn't get it. Isn't irri...

 Shoga!                        Dude, Keep Wooing her. I know I have lashed at the ladies very well but this time let's talk dudes. I know, we know, basically nothing about these women but that doesn't mean we have to be complacent and nonchalant about their needs. They are unique, that's no news and we must work at matching up to them in the best way we can. You see, the process you went through in  wooing her, what inspired it? What made you decide to step up each wooing technique at every point in time.  Those times she needed something and by just mentioning it, you will answer her call what happened after she said Yes! What happened to the sweet little things you did? What happened to going out on dates and seeing movies? Recession? Weell,,,,,, we are out of it now so find something else. The psychic of the women we have is tolerably disastrous. That woman you think is understanding, tolerant and pati...

    Shoga! Don't touch me there... You know the theme for the month yeah? What's with these ladies! Yeah, what is their problem. Okay,  I have dated some girls, consciously and unconsciously. That means, I actually wanted to date some and while some just slid through..,{My business actually.😇} pics by: Shutterstock  The most common factor amongst them is the 'Don't touch me there' syndrome. When we start 'playing😀', you know, I mean,😋 some very seductive kinda play and I touch some areas, then you hear, Common, Shoga! Stop . Don't touch me there . In my brain, I will question a lot of things and then try touching again and I will hear the same, Don't touch me now... {this time around,in a subtle and more relaxing tone} Okay, then, I know that Don't touch me means You are killing me softly. Why can't you just say that straight?  Must you pretend? You ladies pretend a lot and that's the issue. You say don't when you me...