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Great Readers, A beautiful Friday to you all.  It's going to be deeply interesting and I bet you wouldn't want to stay off this piece. Let me welcome you to the Stand With Shoga. So, I met shoga who is deeply creative and has got lots of stories to share. Okay! Let's get's down to the point. Enjoy the Read.


My name is Shoga... Well, I don't think how the name emerged matters though. Let me tell you something before I go down the memory lane, I didn't give this title. You know the genius did. LOl. So, Over to the point. 

 I am just a guy who is in his late twenties, got a good job and I needed to be responsible. Yeah, The only thing that makes one responsible in its term in this part of the world is when you've got a woman to behold and take good care of. I don't know who came up with that philosophy but I will give thumbs up to the person for trending for ages. 

 I didn't go out searching for a woman like a wounded lion like most desperate men do, I just picked on my lane and cruised, whoever crosses my path can join the cruise. Sounds nice? It takes lots of self-teaching so ladies don't blame the men that come looking so desperate for a Yes!  So  One day, I Met her... I will keep the name because of my name..{lool}. She is beautiful and very calm, she's got great depth that could make an intelligent man look and sound dumb. I am not exaggerating, It's the truth. I loved her and everything she represents

After striking so many chords and finally i hit the one that gave a dance to my music, We started dating. I couldn't wait to show her off to my friends and mehn! I got the same response, She's beautiful and really sound. Whether she is a christian or a muslim isn't your jurisdiction, Just let me talk about my story{lool}. I am no saint so we did somethings that you might not like but we were cool with in our own ideology.
we played so well and we made some content for the future but then,  I got so tired of everything and i know some ladies are about to cut my head off with that statement. Just make a chill and know why.  She was just too experienced and she just didn't let me be. When we had our first kiss, she had to tell me that i kissed like a nursery school boy and that doesn't sound good because her ex,, is a very good kisser.. In her words"Don't make me Miss him with that" What? I layed off, and started thinking of how I could get better with kissing her. 

One day, We Kissed and this time around it was really different, We did it so well that we didn't stop there. We went down, downnnnnnn and doownnnn... are you counting it? Yes we had it done and at the middle of the great climax,  babe said, "Ohhhh... Shoga, Of all the men i have dated and had sex with? You are so poor in  thrust?" 

Another Whatttttt??? Did you know what ached me most? She said 'of all the men'. I was flabbergasted. Why? She told me that she has not 'Done it before'. She also said, she just had an ex, and now... Of all The men? I was shocked and immediately descended from cloud9, I mean, who would hear that and still stay afloat? Except One is a Maniac.

 I told her to explain everything she said... and you wouldn't believe her explanation, she said,
"Babe, did you really take that serious? It's nothing, i was just muttering nonsense".#sighs#
 I will exit this pace with the exclamation remark that Onozasie gave, when she heard this story. Ha! Shoga!


#Please, I await your comments. Thank you for reading.

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