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Monday Blues....

What is monday to you? Is it Monday! Monday....., Monday? Mon-day? I know there are different expressions of monday. That day of the week that kick starts a new journey for everyone. That day that kicks off fun to work. I know right? Monday it is and Monday we've got.

Welcome to monday blues made for you to laugh out your monday stress. Let's discuss a typical monday in this part of the world. I don't know if anyone has noticed that Monday is actually the slowest day of the week. It's that day you get to the office very early and work for almost 10hours and it's still 11am! 😆😆 Then, you keep checking your wrist watch but nah, it's just going to be radically slow and all you do is wish you could do something to the time..

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Do you know that monday is the day buses go on vacation? For those who do not drive to the office, Monday is that day you stay at the bus stop for donkey hours and keep wondering if transporters were sent to get you off your job.

I mean, no one likes to get late to the office on monday. But, that's when buses get so scarce and when they show up? It becomes twice the normal price. This happens a lot on mondays.

Lastly, Monday is that day when people dress to impress. Common, you just want to flaunt stylish seriousness on a monday.

I wish you a great week. Enjoy the blues

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