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Don't touch me there...

You know the theme for the month yeah? What's with these ladies! Yeah, what is their problem. Okay,  I have dated some girls, consciously and unconsciously. That means, I actually wanted to date some and while some just slid through..,{My business actually.😇}
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 The most common factor amongst them is the 'Don't touch me there' syndrome. When we start 'playing😀', you know, I mean,😋 some very seductive kinda play and I touch some areas, then you hear, Common, Shoga! Stop. Don't touch me there. In my brain, I will question a lot of things and then try touching again and I will hear the same, Don't touch me now... {this time around,in a subtle and more relaxing tone}Okay, then, I know that Don't touch me means You are killing me softly. Why can't you just say that straight?  Must you pretend?


You ladies pretend a lot and that's the issue. You say don't when you mean go ahead. I mean, aren't we supposed to understand the same english? Okay. So,one day, I tried to be different with one girl I dated and when she said Don't, I stopped. I didn't pursue further and we stopped the play. Guess what? she started giving Shoga attitude.

 I was wondering what was happening but decided not to ask her till the next day. She left my place and even refused me dropping her home. I couldn't decipher what the problem was so, I kept questioning a lot in my head. Ladies, when you throw that stunt of getting angry at your man without letting him know the problem, You make him a little mad man. Seriously, Grown ass men begin to behave like boys checking everything they have ever done since 1800. That's terrible mehn! Fast forward to my then lady., I called her the next day and asked what the problem was and she said ..''Í don't know'' That's the second statement I hate hearing from women because that means, Trouble, Insanity, Anger. These ladies ehn? they have issues. 
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Finally, she came and discussed why she started the attitude. See this "Shoga, I don't think you love me genuinely, if you do love me, you wouldn't stop like that? '' Sincerely, In my brain, all that happened that day have been wiped off. I cannot even remember. It will take another auto-reset for me to remember but guess what, I didn't tell her. I just kept nodding.  So, she said, Why would you stop when I asked you to? I said. don't touch me there and you just stopped like that? A man that loves a woman will know that area is her subtle axis and she needs more of the touch.

Brothers? Am I speaking your mind? Okay! Anyway, we made it up and you wouldn't want to know how much I went to the subtle axis. { You better restrict your imagination or else?}

Pakam!
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onedaytheywillknowthatenglishisenglish!😊😊
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