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Shoga
Babe, We need to talk

I don't need to introduce the topic anymore. If you are just visiting, kindly search for previous posts. This is Shoga! {I just did a grand entry😀} So, what's up today?

Do you know the heart attack men face when a woman says, We need to talk? My lawd! Don't go there. Don't start this phase! When she says, Hey, Michael we need to talk! There's trouble. For a man, there's a topic at hand. There is a pending issue that must be addressed so the man is thinking about what the problem might be. He's started viewing his life in retrospect. Thinking about everything and anything and hoping the day will come and end.

Ladies, that stuff is crazy. If you don't know it now, just know it. It's quite annoying to put a man on such a hot seat with all the issues of life he is facing already.

Then, the day comes. The first thing you do is remind her what the she said, So, you ask, Babe, what's the problem and guess the answer... 'It's nothing so serious just some few things that I would love us to talk about'. Now., deal breaker! Heart breaker! Memory squeezer. She sounded so serious and now it's not important? it's some few things? Just like that? Really? We are supposed to take it in just like that?After processing all that stuff in your brain, you answer with the usual and friendly word.. OKAY! Then she picks this, and that, and that and this all at once and says, What's your take on it?

Excuse me! Can we get this straight? What's my take on what exactly? My take on a million of things that you didn't even itemise? You said, we had a talk and you came with talks. How do women behave really? I don't get it. I think we need psychologists to do something about the psychic of a woman and the different topics women speak about that are just deal breakers.

The, I don't know...

The. We have a talk

The, What are we doing now?

The, Don't touch me there

The, I can't explain...{This aches my arse like hell}

The, I just don't how to say it..

I think if Adam didn't eat the apple, women would have been more bespoke in thinking... I am just saying.😐😐😐

#onedaytheywillknowthatenglishisenglish
#givemeabreak!

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