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Shoga!

Just Because I am not the girl rocking your boat...

So, I am rounding this topic up today. Thanks for coming through and for all those who've got some hate speech for me? Don't worry we will soon expand enough but I will be introducing Shoga's bae next month. She will tackle me and send me things she would want me to dissect as the bae rocking the boat. Watch out for Shoga's bae! She's hawt like her dude.👌

Today! When you hear don't bother from a woman Run!!!. Yeah, Run for your life. You have got to bother your life out as much as you can. It's the safest. Let me share this story with you. So, I was talking to a friend, a female friend not even my girlfriend, she asked me for a favour that I couldn't fulfill at that point in time and guess what she said, Shoga, LEAVE. Don't Bother. I felt she was good about the whole thing and life continued then one day, I asked her something and guess what she said, You don't worth it shoga! If I want to do it, I will just assist you because I am quite a nice person but you don't worth it. Darn! My heart raced a 100 miles in 10 seconds🙇. I asked what I did wrong and she referred me to the Don't bother scenario. My lawd! I was dazed. I just opened my mouth agape like it was a mannequin challenge.

After a moment I explained that I thought she was good and sincerely, I couldn't help and this what she said; you should have asked how I went about it, you would have tried harder and I don't blame you, I am not the girl rocking the boat but you should have at least cared. Friendship is deep and should be cherished. Cut me with a razor and let me just go like that!💇 Women are the most conscience pricking instruments in this world. I had so many things on my mind, I didn't plan to leave things like that and seriously, I felt she was good with it. I didn't know she was hurt just because I didn't check a little further. Jeez! women! I Just cannot define how they think and one day I hope I will be able to do so in a definite manner.

I couldn't help and you said Don't bother and I laid low because I felt you had another option. But Nope! you wanted to see if I really cared. Oh days of days. If your girlfriend says that, bros! you might not genuinely care but for the sake of peace and sanity, get your caring button on.

Keep asking but if you over ask they are the same set of persons who will get angry that you are overbearing. Do something instead of asking questions. That's what they will say but really, what's with these ladies? See ya next month😎😎😎

FIN

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#what'swiththeseladies
#iamshoga!

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