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Shoga!

The She I Met

Shoga :{Approaches her} Hey girl, can I sit with you?

She : Yeah, You can. Have a seat. Want a drink?

Shoga : {soliloquize: she's sharp! she's quick} Err,, don't worry. A seat is just fine.

She : {laughs} You scared? common! Bills on me

Shoga :{soliloquize: wow. I don't think she's a Nigerian} Nah! I will prefer to pay for my drink and yours too. I am Shoga by the way.

She: I am Zion!

Shoga : Wow. From where?

She : I am a Lagosian but I will prefer to say I am a Nigerian

Shoga : A peculiar Nigerian I must say. You are sharp!

She : You are sharper than I

Shoga : Do you mind me having your contact?

She : I dropped it in your wallet.

Shoga : What! When?

She : { Gets up} When you were having your drink. Call me {walks out}

Shoga : Stares continuously till she leaves.

I still can't explain what happened there but I will give you the gist.

{The next day}

Shoga Calls : Hey Zion, this is Shoga, the guy from the bar.

She : The sharper one. How are you doing?

Shoga : I am good. The quick babe

She : Are you free?

Shoga : Well, yeah! want us to see a movie?

She : Nope

Shoga : Errr, should we do Chinese?

She : Nope!

Shoga : so, what should we do?

She : Send me your home address... Let me visit.

Shoga : {stutters} Errrr...

She : Are you married?

Shoga : Nope!

She : Do you live with your mum

Shoga : Common! Nope

She : So?

Shoga : I will send it.
{ends the call}

Good lord, What's happening here?

{draws curtains}

till tomorrow.

#shoga!

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