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                     Shoga! 

         something romantically different

So I am going to continue my Zion's story and in case you have not been following, check the older posts right here.  Zion and I spoke that night and she asked if I were a single man. The moment of truth and the same moment of doubts. That moment when you want to say the truth but the flesh is eating you up. Some sort of dirty kinda curiosity keeps you launching into the deepest part of whatever happens... happens! 


Zion : So, are you single?

 Shoga : Errr...

 Zion : I wouldn't expect a badass guy like you to be single?

 Shoga : Well, you are kinda right. I am not single

 Zion : Hmmm. So, how old is the relationship?

 Shoga : 7months. 

 Zion : Kinda young

 Shoga : {Laughs} yeah

 Zion : Do you want to marry her?

 Shoga : Yes. She's a good woman

 Zion : In bed? In the kitchen or in words?

 Shoga : {Laughs hysterically} wow. You are a case Zion. Okay, In bed, I haven't tried it before
 {Zion cuts in}

 Zion : She's a holy holy bae? Not even some lemme be on the way but withdraw techniques?

 Shoga {Confused} What's that?

 Zion : I mean, it's not sex but some things around it?.. That kinda thing? {Looks at him cynically}

 Shoga : {laughs} She doesn't permit it. We only peck and brush kisses. I respect her opinion though no matter how difficult it could be because, I have been in the game for quite a long time. 

 Zion : Do you buy time with some other woman and then stay 'faithful' to her?

 Shoga : No! I stay faithful 

 Zion : {moves closer} Do you want to try something differently romantic...?

 Shoga : {sighs weakly} Errr... Zion? I think we should change the topic?

 Zion : { Touches his chest} Do you want to try something romantically alluring

 Shoga : { tries to move but Zion grabs him} Common, I can't do this. I don't even know you

 Zion : I have condom here. We are safe. You shouldn't be so boring in a relationship. You are a  man that really wants to explore. Let loose sweetie

 Shoga : {Stands} I think you should leave. I agreed to stay with my girlfriend like that. It's not your business. 

 Zion : Then, why did you welcome me? Why did you get in touch with me?

 ......

 It's my fault really. I didn't know why I did what I did but that's what men do most times, we do some things unconsciously and wonder why we did them. Please, I wouldn't advise you to meddle into what you cannot ride along with. I know my girlfriend is uniquely different. 

 Sometimes, I feel like we could do somethings in between the terrain but she wouldn't allow us. She will say 'If I want to be pure, let me know I am and not almost at it, being pure. You shouldn't be high for no reason'

 I sent Zion away though and explained to the real madam. Our conversation will be shared next week.  But guys, If the woman is worth it. Don't Cheat on her. Don't even go near it. I feel kinda serious today yeah?  I know!👷

 See you😄😂

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